Sunday, February 19, 2017

Trump's Dump

Donald Trump
Is taking a dump
And out of his rump
Comes the babe he just pumped
It made him slump
Over his clover-lined plover
There by the cliffs of Dover
Where he wants it to be all over

Oh silly boy
You’re just the toy
Of a real Rob Roy
Whose full of Joy
Or whatever her name
With whom he came
To this land untame
To him it’s all the same
Cause in the end its you who he’ll blame
And put on you a mountain of shame

Tiger, tiger
Burning bright
In the Black Forrest
Stands the wholly white night
He is an ugly sight
Because he lives off fright
Not the people’s might
Decency or right
What immortal hand and eye
Will cast you both
Into the bye and bye
You are so sly
Still you have to die
So four and twenty blackbirds
Can bake you into a pie
Then fly to the sky
And get mighty high

Every dog will have its day
Every man can have his hour of power
The sweet and the sour
Every man can have his say
A mind to build
And a world to sway
In the end it’s they
Who will stay
And you who will lay
Forever and a day
Completely out of the way
On life not death
You cast your cold eye
Now by you the horseman
Just merely ride by

The four and twenty blackbirds
Who baked you into their pie
To wish you a good-bye
Bart was bright
But had no sight
Or inner light
What seemed to him right
Was something that goes
Bump in the night
A devil’s brew
Made just for you