Happy Holidaze!


Double-bubba
Double-trubba
Two for the price
Of one!

What on Earth
Can cause such mirth?
My twin's awakening
Will be Earth a-shakening!

To dry the tears
And end the fears
The future nears
As an aion of years-

Separates one from 
The Other!
In Kingdom Cum
They will be done

And on Earth 
A piece of ass
To all men
Of good will!