Brooklyn Boy

Lenny Schmenny
The gamblin' tycoon
Hates the men but-
Makes the ladies swoon.
If I never see Lenny again-
That will be too soon!
 To me he's just another goon.

He thinks he's a poet
But his feet sure don't show it.
For wisdom and grace
He takes last place!

A fink in disguise
He's full of lies,
Rattin' to the cops 
When his poetry flops.

He plays the beatnik
While I'm the neatnik,
For a gamblin' man 
He's without a plan!
A Charlie Bukowski
Or just mean and mouseki?