In the Dessert ( A Parody on a Poem of the Same Title by Stephen Crane}

In the dessert
I saw a creature, naked, bistial
Who squatted on my ground cinnamon
Held his hands in his hart
Laid a fart
And ate it.
I said, "Is it good friend?"
"It feels better-better," he answered;
"And I like it
Because I feel better,
And because it's my fart."